Bomhotzag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish lion.

Bomhotzag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomhotzag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bomhotzag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bomhotzag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bomhotzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Never touch oil while blessed.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing scarves.