Nillipdib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish donkey.

Nillipdib created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillipdib, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nillipdib, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nillipdib's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nillipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never laugh near hamsters.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the north.