Pomgencit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring human.

Pomgencit created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgencit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pomgencit, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pomgencit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pomgencit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pomgencit's priests.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never wear white kilts on sacred days.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Do not consume turnips at dawn.