Kipxemcabkabshavnaksograg Daddavrot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless dog.

Kipxemcabkabshavnaksograg Daddavrot created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Kipxemcabkabshavnaksograg Daddavrot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kipxemcabkabshavnaksograg Daddavrot, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kipxemcabkabshavnaksograg Daddavrot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kipxemcabkabshavnaksograg Daddavrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Bats are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Kipxemcabkabshavnaksograg Daddavrot in the centre of the settlement.