Legfotbod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring finch.

Legfotbod created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfotbod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Legfotbod, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Legfotbod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Legfotbod's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed onions to capybaras while wearing coats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect your elders.