Nelyatfot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring tapir.

Nelyatfot created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelyatfot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nelyatfot, it will cry a lot.

Nelyatfot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nelyatfot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

3. Always store melons above ground.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Put Nelyatfot first in all things.