Cetjapkad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonest rat.

Cetjapkad created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetjapkad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cetjapkad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cetjapkad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cetjapkad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide if three eagles approach from the south.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at planets.
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