Linbarntail is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, temperamental meerkat.

Linbarntail created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linbarntail, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linbarntail, she will be mildly annoyed.

Linbarntail's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Linbarntail's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linbarntail.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.

5. Do not travel during winter.