Dinarnfub Basthincet Gemlakligtarlistnab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful squirrel.

Dinarnfub Basthincet Gemlakligtarlistnab created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinarnfub Basthincet Gemlakligtarlistnab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinarnfub Basthincet Gemlakligtarlistnab, it will ignore you.

Dinarnfub Basthincet Gemlakligtarlistnab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dinarnfub Basthincet Gemlakligtarlistnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Dinarnfub Basthincet Gemlakligtarlistnab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Never mention great tits.
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