Titgeddabtal is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome gnu.

Titgeddabtal created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titgeddabtal, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Titgeddabtal, he will refuse to believe in you.

Titgeddabtal's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Titgeddabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if four gulls approach from the west.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide from blue aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.