Gomdapfed is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient
crocodile.
Gomdapfed created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gomdapfed, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gomdapfed, it will come to you in dreams.
Gomdapfed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Gomdapfed's Holy Commandments1. Never mention otters.
2. Worship no other gods but Gomdapfed.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Gomdapfed.