Gomdapfed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient crocodile.

Gomdapfed created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gomdapfed, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomdapfed, it will come to you in dreams.

Gomdapfed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gomdapfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Worship no other gods but Gomdapfed.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gomdapfed.