Hammid is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, slow
coyote.
Hammid created humanity four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hammid, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Hammid, she will turn you into a puffin.
Hammid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Hammid's Holy Commandments1. Never wear corsets.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.
3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not cook food in pots.