Figbonyim Mitrillcad is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, overgenerous
snail.
Figbonyim Mitrillcad created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Figbonyim Mitrillcad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Figbonyim Mitrillcad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Figbonyim Mitrillcad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Figbonyim Mitrillcad's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not sit in public.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never look at galaxies.
5. Do not wear gray clothing.