Pasbusnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental octopus.

Pasbusnarl created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbusnarl, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasbusnarl, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pasbusnarl's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Pasbusnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never talk about special relativity near otters while wearing blue coats and balancing five silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.