Femfatyatdim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident goose.

Femfatyatdim created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Femfatyatdim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Femfatyatdim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Femfatyatdim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Femfatyatdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.