Danquagdin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, idiotic shark.

Danquagdin created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Danquagdin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Danquagdin, he will turn you into a mouse.

Danquagdin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Danquagdin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven eagles approach from the south.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Hide from cyan doves for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danquagdin.