Dodfobbass Podnegfar is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient dragonfly.

Dodfobbass Podnegfar created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodfobbass Podnegfar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dodfobbass Podnegfar, it will come to you in dreams.

Dodfobbass Podnegfar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dodfobbass Podnegfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.