Fosstapnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable cat.

Fosstapnutt created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosstapnutt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fosstapnutt, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fosstapnutt's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fosstapnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not commit murder.
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