Figlikflam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awesome weasel.

Figlikflam created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figlikflam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Figlikflam, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Figlikflam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Figlikflam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three gulls approach from the east.

2. You must love Figlikflam.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear black clothing.