Bumranmet is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident dugong.

Bumranmet created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumranmet, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bumranmet, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bumranmet's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bumranmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.