Bamkom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent dove.

Bamkom created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamkom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamkom, he will destroy your home planet.

Bamkom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bamkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Bamkom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed lots of beans to sheep while wearing brown trousers.

4. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.