Bangongad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing skunk.

Bangongad created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangongad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bangongad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bangongad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bangongad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms gray.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.