Kipnurlwon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable camel.

Kipnurlwon created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipnurlwon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kipnurlwon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kipnurlwon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kipnurlwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Do not keep eight frogs in a large pit.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.