Pitgadzag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing eagle.

Pitgadzag created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitgadzag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pitgadzag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Pitgadzag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pitgadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitgadzag.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Pitgadzag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.