Busvogfagspag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous lobster.

Busvogfagspag created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Busvogfagspag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Busvogfagspag, she will destroy your home solar system.

Busvogfagspag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Busvogfagspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look after injured frogs.