Dumwotspag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful finch.

Dumwotspag created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumwotspag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dumwotspag, it will strike you with lightening.

Dumwotspag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dumwotspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Dumwotspag.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing purple shorts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.