Sanbepbutbep is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, self-confident
coyote.
Sanbepbutbep created humanity two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sanbepbutbep, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Sanbepbutbep, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Sanbepbutbep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Sanbepbutbep's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Sanbepbutbep.
2. Do not wear gold on your body.
3. Never think about amino acids.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Run away if three tapirs approach from the east.