Sanbepbutbep is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-confident coyote.

Sanbepbutbep created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanbepbutbep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sanbepbutbep, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sanbepbutbep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sanbepbutbep's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sanbepbutbep.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away if three tapirs approach from the east.