Hotpitven is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, generous
elephant.
Hotpitven created energy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hotpitven, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Hotpitven, he will turn you into a puffin.
Hotpitven's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Hotpitven's Holy Commandments1. Never mention squirrels.
2. Always help sick sharks.
3. Always treat sheep with great respect.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not chop down trees.