Hivtipkip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful dingo.

Hivtipkip created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Hivtipkip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hivtipkip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hivtipkip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hivtipkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Erect five platinum sculptures of Hivtipkip on top of important buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help sick moths.