Hamrenjab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, clever capybara.

Hamrenjab created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamrenjab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hamrenjab, he will come to you in dreams.

Hamrenjab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hamrenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing cyan corsets and balancing four copper spheres on your head.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Hamrenjab loves dogs, so they must be respected.