Targomin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing troll.

Targomin created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targomin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Targomin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Targomin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Targomin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Targomin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Never wear orange corsets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.