Rotxemcar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing gerbil.

Rotxemcar created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotxemcar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rotxemcar, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rotxemcar's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rotxemcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never chant in the presence of snails.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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