Jabdavbadcit Flapkingof Budnurtbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, loving owl.

Jabdavbadcit Flapkingof Budnurtbit created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabdavbadcit Flapkingof Budnurtbit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jabdavbadcit Flapkingof Budnurtbit, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jabdavbadcit Flapkingof Budnurtbit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jabdavbadcit Flapkingof Budnurtbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Do not shave your neck.