Nadzodjon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud lion.

Nadzodjon created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadzodjon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadzodjon, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nadzodjon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nadzodjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Erect four carbon sculptures of Nadzodjon on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never think about asteroids.