Bappangtar Himrawlat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited yak.

Bappangtar Himrawlat created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bappangtar Himrawlat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bappangtar Himrawlat, he will turn you into a slug.

Bappangtar Himrawlat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bappangtar Himrawlat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bappangtar Himrawlat.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.