Nadzodjon is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, proud
lion.
Nadzodjon created water six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadzodjon, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nadzodjon, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Nadzodjon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Nadzodjon's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
2. You must never eat cherries.
3. Erect four carbon sculptures of Nadzodjon on top of important buildings.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
5. Never think about asteroids.