Wadrut Dadpagcip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, strong wombat.

Wadrut Dadpagcip created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wadrut Dadpagcip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadrut Dadpagcip, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wadrut Dadpagcip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wadrut Dadpagcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Wadrut Dadpagcip loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Wadrut Dadpagcip loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the south.