Veggedhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, blissful capybara.

Veggedhug created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veggedhug, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Veggedhug, he will destroy your home planet.

Veggedhug's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Veggedhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed parsnips to eagles while wearing fawn jumpers.

4. Never allow monkeys to witness sacred rites.

5. Never talk about nebulae.