Bossgetont is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic lobster.

Bossgetont created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossgetont, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bossgetont, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bossgetont's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bossgetont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing indigo tights and balancing eight iron spheres on your back.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.