Fubdodfunmanspagtun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy badger.

Fubdodfunmanspagtun created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fubdodfunmanspagtun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fubdodfunmanspagtun, she will turn you into a rock.

Fubdodfunmanspagtun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fubdodfunmanspagtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never bounce near seals.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never talk about pigs.