Tabbumarn Pogfabmob is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic
hare.
Tabbumarn Pogfabmob created the Sol system eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Tabbumarn Pogfabmob, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Tabbumarn Pogfabmob, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Tabbumarn Pogfabmob's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Tabbumarn Pogfabmob's Holy Commandments1. You must love Tabbumarn Pogfabmob.
2. Never think about archaea.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.