Tabbumarn Pogfabmob is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic hare.

Tabbumarn Pogfabmob created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tabbumarn Pogfabmob, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tabbumarn Pogfabmob, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tabbumarn Pogfabmob's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tabbumarn Pogfabmob's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tabbumarn Pogfabmob.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.