Hugdobfub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish bee.

Hugdobfub created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdobfub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hugdobfub, it will destroy your home planet.

Hugdobfub's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hugdobfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing indigo scarves.

4. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.

5. You must love Hugdobfub.