Cissquatmatmigarmlin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak otter.

Cissquatmatmigarmlin created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissquatmatmigarmlin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissquatmatmigarmlin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cissquatmatmigarmlin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cissquatmatmigarmlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never feed aubergines to moths while wearing shirts.