Gamrutnut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking cat.

Gamrutnut created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamrutnut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gamrutnut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gamrutnut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gamrutnut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five goats approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.