Rotwapnil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish fly.

Rotwapnil created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotwapnil, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rotwapnil, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rotwapnil's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rotwapnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing five silver spheres on your head.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing fawn kilts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rotwapnil.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Rotwapnil in the centre of the settlement.