Sabgidbus is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced warg.

Sabgidbus created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgidbus, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sabgidbus, she will be very unhappy.

Sabgidbus' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sabgidbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Heed all dreams.