Gethabnul is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair faun.

Gethabnul created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gethabnul, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gethabnul, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gethabnul's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gethabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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