Yimlinkem is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, impressive lizard.

Yimlinkem created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlinkem, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimlinkem, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yimlinkem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yimlinkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimlinkem.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Always take life seriously.