Cenomtdut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish beaver.

Cenomtdut created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Cenomtdut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cenomtdut, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cenomtdut's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cenomtdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near whales while wearing magenta tights and balancing six nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Always help swans.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing red shirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your feet.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.