Fitruttman is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy sheep.

Fitruttman created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fitruttman, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fitruttman, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fitruttman's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fitruttman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not name children after ants.

3. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with mites.

4. Never bounce in the presence of otters.

5. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.