Jadrotweedon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful mink.

Jadrotweedon created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadrotweedon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jadrotweedon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jadrotweedon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jadrotweedon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about nebulae.