Hivrillfotlat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating pigeon.

Hivrillfotlat created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivrillfotlat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hivrillfotlat, she will not care.

Hivrillfotlat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hivrillfotlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Never gather eight whales near doors.

5. Never adorn your hands with violet markings.