Latbogdav is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, annoying sheep.

Latbogdav created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Latbogdav, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Latbogdav, she will turn you into a mole.

Latbogdav's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Latbogdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. You must love Latbogdav.

3. Latbogdav loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.