Legbudceb is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent giraffe.

Legbudceb created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legbudceb, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Legbudceb, it will turn you into a rock.

Legbudceb's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Legbudceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never skip near tortoises.

5. Do not cook food in pots.