Rowrulflan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional gorilla.

Rowrulflan created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowrulflan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rowrulflan, he will not care at all.

Rowrulflan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rowrulflan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Voles are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rowrulflan in the centre of the settlement.