Tailnanyamlanflapbitlist is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart crocodile.

Tailnanyamlanflapbitlist created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailnanyamlanflapbitlist, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailnanyamlanflapbitlist, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tailnanyamlanflapbitlist's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tailnanyamlanflapbitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.

5. Never think about spacetime.