Rowrulflan is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional
gorilla.
Rowrulflan created bats three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rowrulflan, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Rowrulflan, he will not care at all.
Rowrulflan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Rowrulflan's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not kill foxes.
4. Voles are not to be trusted.
5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rowrulflan in the centre of the settlement.