Stikdum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident faun.

Stikdum created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stikdum, he will turn you into a rat.

Stikdum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stikdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Stikdum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.