Wegnablip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, resourceful whale.

Wegnablip created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Wegnablip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegnablip, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wegnablip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wegnablip's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Wegnablip on top of important buildings.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Never proclaim while facing east.

5. Never mark doors with turquoise.