Fligvegspag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous snail.

Fligvegspag created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligvegspag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fligvegspag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fligvegspag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fligvegspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fligvegspag.

5. Never talk about dark energy near swans while wearing red jumpers.