Jipjamhad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable hare.

Jipjamhad created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipjamhad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jipjamhad, she will come to you in dreams.

Jipjamhad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jipjamhad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Jipjamhad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Do not drink alcohol.