Rulhityarl is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered lobster.

Rulhityarl created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulhityarl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rulhityarl, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rulhityarl's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rulhityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three birds approach from the north.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Always help snails.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.