Vegdimmil is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful scorpion.

Vegdimmil created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Vegdimmil, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vegdimmil, she will cry a lot.

Vegdimmil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vegdimmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing black shoes and balancing six copper spheres on your neck.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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