Cepditceb is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing human.

Cepditceb created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cepditceb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cepditceb, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cepditceb's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cepditceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Always wear cyan.