Binwod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring hydra.

Binwod created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binwod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binwod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Binwod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Binwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed parsnips to rats while wearing stockings.

5. Always help whales.
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