Fobnurfudfet is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast monkey.

Fobnurfudfet created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobnurfudfet, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobnurfudfet, she will turn you into a dog.

Fobnurfudfet's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fobnurfudfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not study archaea on holy days.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.